To start off with, when we got there our keypad was unable to be opened. As I was on the phone with the lady who owns the place (who lives in texas), a Police officer pulled up with the keys to ALMOST all of the keys...not ours however. The police officer then asked to talk to the woman on the phone by name. They talked and decided to put me in "the best room on the property". They put us in a room that was absolutely covered in filth. Bugs, soap scum, hair, crumbs all over, make-up stained pillows, etc..I got ahold of the lady on the phone where she asked me to go on a scavenger hunt through 3 other rooms including the office, and 2 other lived-in rooms. The last room she asked me to go in had razor blades, and blow torches among piles of trash. I left and got a room elsewhere. I would absolutely recommend Holiday Inn a half hour away.