4/10 Poor
David T.
6 July 2018
A Real Polished Turd
Well, The furnishings were nice, and there was an ample amount of space. We loved the fact that we could have our dog with us, and the AC was turned up high when we arrived which was definitely appreciated because it was so hot and humid out. That is the end of the positives. The base boards looked like they were rotting from the moisture, there was exposed wiring behind the light fixture in the master bathroom, the place was crawling with centipedes, and the water smelled like a super stinky sulfur egg fart, and the jetted tub... well let's just say that you couldn't pay us to fill that thing up with egg fart water and enjoy a nice soak. The floors did not get thoroughly cleaned prior to our stay and there were leftover curly black hairs in the bathroom (neither of us have black or curly hair). The highlight of our experience was when my dog started staring closely at something on the floor, and when I went over to take a look, there was a scorpion crawling through the kitchen! NO JOKES! Aside from the cassette boom box and VHS capabilities (it's 2018... who still owns cassettes?) the furnishings were new, but the rest of the house could really use a facelift and a visit from the ORKIN guy. We would say that this place is a real polished turd.
David T.
Stayed 5 nights in Jun 2018