Holiday Park Resorts in Swabia

"Unfortunately my wife and I weren't quite prepared for this much of a farm stay. The outside smelled just like a fresh pile of cow poo was placed under your nose, and since our room windows were open, that smell stayed in the room for hours. It seems like multiple rooms share a shower and toilet, so people running around in towels and chatting with each other in the hall is normal. I had a couple of business meetings, and would have gone to the car, but wifi didn't reach and the halls were...