So I’m going to lead with something of a summary-
If you’re looking for a dirt cheap place with a bed, a shower, and minimal privacy this will do just fine.
I’m not sure I’d really categorize this as a hostel per se, rather someone’s apartment into which they’ve stuffed a bunch of bunk beds.
For a spot with 8 beds, communal space was minimal and cramped. The bathroom was as clean as you’d expect a bathroom utilized by 8 people, though it showed many signs of damage- or at least temporary/poor repairs.
The living room and kitchen were neat and clean, with seating for 7 (maybe 8) between the two.
The rooms were more cramped than one would typically expect with this setup, with not much space to move around (I could reach the other top bunk leaning over from my own, and I’m not tall). There were the normal amount of electrical outlets for an apartment bedroom, but no chargers or anything at each bed. Storage was virtually non-existent, with a standard closet in the room. No lockers or anything, no decent place for everyone to store their belongings. The apartment had central air, which was adequate in the common areas but severely lacking in the bedrooms. I know it’s Florida- heat and humidity- but there was zero airflow for the top bunks. It was absolutely stifling. A simple oscillating fan, floor or wall mounted, would have made a world of difference.
Neighborhood was okay.
I’d suggest a sign out front, but something tells me this place isn’t quite permitted properly.