Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels

5.0 star property
Luxury hotel on the beach, with 2 outdoor swimming pools

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2 outdoor pools, open 7:00 AM to 6:30 PM, sun loungers
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Interior
Reception
Reception

Reviews

8.8 out of 10

Excellent

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • On private beach
  • Bar
  • Gym
  • Hot Tub
  • Room service
The price is AED 691
AED 863 total
includes taxes & fees
27 Nov - 28 Nov

Room options

Junior Suite

Highlights

Patio
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Connecting rooms available
Free cribs/infant beds
Refrigerator
  • 65 sq m
  • Sleeps 3
  • 1 King Bed

Suite

Highlights

Patio
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Connecting rooms available
Free cribs/infant beds
Refrigerator
  • 80 sq m
  • Sleeps 3
  • 1 King Bed

Superior Room

Highlights

Patio
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Connecting rooms available
Free cribs/infant beds
Refrigerator
  • 80 sq m
  • Sleeps 3
  • 1 King Bed

Premier Suite

Highlights

Patio
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Connecting rooms available
Refrigerator
  • 110 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Deluxe Suite

Highlights

Patio
Separate sitting area
Soundproofed
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Air conditioning
Connecting rooms available
Refrigerator
  • 90 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About the neighborhood

Map
Golf Beach Road, Malindi, 80200

What's nearby

  • Malindi Beach - 9 min walk - 0.8 km
  • Portuguese Chapel - 19 min walk - 1.6 km
  • Vasco da Gama Pillar - 4 min drive - 2.6 km
  • Silversands Beach - 7 min drive - 2.2 km
  • Marine Park - 13 min drive - 5.7 km

Getting around

  • Malindi (MYD) - 11 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Bar Bar - ‬9 min walk
  • ‪Osteria Wine Bar - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪Johari's Restaurant - ‬3 min walk
  • ‪Taheri Fast Foods - ‬4 min walk
  • ‪Seafront Swahili Dishes - ‬19 min walk

About this property

Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels

Luxury family-friendly hotel by the ocean
Free full breakfast, an adjacent golf course, and a beach bar are just a few of the amenities provided at Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels. This hotel is a great place to bask in the sun with a private beach, beachfront dining, and sun loungers. Treat yourself to a massage, a body treatment, or a manicure/pedicure at the onsite spa. At the two on-site restaurants, enjoy breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner, and international cuisine. Enjoy the health club, as well as activities like volleyball and horseback riding. In addition to a poolside bar and a free daily manager's reception, guests can connect to free in-room WiFi.
Other perks at this hotel include:
  • 2 outdoor pools and a children's pool, with sun loungers
  • Free self parking, valet parking, and extended parking
  • A free casino shuttle, access to a nearby health club, and babysitting (surcharge)
  • A front-desk safe, multilingual staff, and karaoke
Room features
All guestrooms are individually furnished, and boast comforts such as 24-hour room service and air conditioning, as well as thoughtful touches like late night room service and free WiFi.
Other conveniences in all rooms include:
  • Hypo-allergenic bedding, Frette Italian sheets, and Select Comfort beds
  • Bathrooms with designer toiletries and bidets
  • 32-inch HDTVs with satellite channels
  • Patios, refrigerators, and childcare services

Languages

English, Italian, Swahili

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi and wired Internet
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi and wired Internet

Parking and transportation

  • Free extended parking on site
  • Free valet parking on site
  • 24-hour roundtrip airport shuttle (surcharge)
  • Airport shuttle on request
  • Area shuttle (surcharge) up to 150 km
  • Free casino shuttle
  • Shopping center shuttle (surcharge)

Food and drink

  • Free full breakfast available daily 7:00 AM–10:00 AM
  • 2 restaurants and 1 coffee shop/cafe
  • 1 beach bar, 1 poolside bar and 1 bar
  • Free daily reception
  • 24-hour room service
  • Coffee/tea in common area(s)

Restaurants on site

  • Victoria Restaurant
  • Dunes

Things to do

  • 2 outdoor pools
  • Access to nearby health club
  • Access to nearby outdoor pool
  • Beach volleyball
  • Billiards/pool table
  • Children's pool
  • Fitness center
  • Full-service spa
  • Golf driving range
  • Horse riding/rentals
  • Karaoke
  • Playground
  • Sauna
  • Shopping mall
  • Spa tub
  • Steam room
  • Volleyball

Family friendly

  • 2 outdoor pools
  • Access to nearby outdoor pool
  • Babysitting (surcharge)
  • Children's pool
  • Free supervised childcare
  • In-room child care (surcharge)
  • Laundry facilities
  • Playground
  • Refrigerator
  • Snack bar/deli
  • Soundproofed rooms

Conveniences

  • Free newspapers in lobby
  • Front-desk safe
  • Library
  • Reception hall

Guest services

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Concierge services
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Dry cleaning service
  • Laundry facilities
  • Luggage storage
  • Multilingual staff
  • Porter/bellhop
  • Tour/ticket assistance
  • Turndown service
  • Wedding services

Business services

  • 24-hour business center
  • Computer station
  • Conference space (1001 square feet)
  • Meeting rooms

Outdoors

  • Beach loungers
  • Beach umbrellas
  • Garden
  • Pool sun loungers
  • Private beachfront location
  • Terrace

Spa

  • 6 treatment rooms
  • Body scrubs
  • Body treatments
  • Body wraps
  • Couples treatment room(s)
  • Facials
  • Hydrotherapy
  • Manicures and pedicures
  • Massage - deep-tissue
  • Massage/treatment rooms
  • Thalassotherapy
  • Turkish bath/hammam

Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • This property does not have elevators
  • Wheelchair accessible (may have limitations)

More

  • Beach towels
  • Couples dining
  • Designated smoking areas
  • Mosquito nets
  • Romance packages available
  • TV in lobby

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Air conditioning
  • Bed sheets
  • Blackout drapes/curtains
  • Ceiling fan
  • Frette Italian sheets
  • Hypo-allergenic bedding
  • Select Comfort bed

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Bidet
  • Designer toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels

Entertainment

  • 32-inch LCD TV
  • Satellite channels

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Electric kettle
  • Free bottled water
  • Minibar
  • Refrigerator

Outdoor space

  • Patio

More

  • Access via exterior corridors
  • Connecting rooms available
  • Desk
  • In-room massage
  • Individually decorated
  • Individually furnished
  • Iron/ironing board (on request)
  • Phone
  • Safe
  • Slippers
  • Soundproofing
  • Turndown service

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:30 PM
Early check-in subject to availability
Late check-in subject to availability
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM
Late check-out subject to availability

Special check-in instructions

This property offers transfers from the airport (surcharges may apply); guests must contact the property with arrival details before travel, using the contact information on the booking confirmation
Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

No pets or service animals allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome
2 children, up to the age of 4 years, can stay for free if using existing beds when occupying the parent or guardian's room
Rollaway/extra beds are not available

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Christmas Eve (24 December) Gala Dinner per adult: USD 50.00
  • Christmas Eve (24 December) Gala Dinner per child: USD 30 (from 5 to 12 years old)
  • Christmas Day (25 December) Gala Dinner per adult: USD 50
  • Christmas Day (25 December) Gala Dinner per child: USD 30 (from 4 to 12 years old)
  • New Year's Eve (31 December) Gala Dinner per adult: USD 55
  • New Year's Eve (31 December) Gala Dinner per child: USD 35 (from 4 to 12 years old)
  • New Year's Day (1 January) Gala Dinner per adult: USD 50.00
  • New Year's Day (1 January) Gala Dinner per child: USD 30 (from 4 to 12 years old)
  • Valentine's Day (14 February) Gala Dinner per adult: USD 40
  • Valentine's Day (14 February) Gala Dinner per child: USD 25 (from 4 to 12 years old)

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Airport shuttle fee: USD 20.00 per vehicle (one-way)

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash

We should mention

This property does not have elevators
Pool access available from 7:00 AM to 6:30 PM
Reservations are required for massage services and spa treatments; reservations can be made by contacting the property prior to arrival, using the contact information on the booking confirmation
Only registered guests are allowed in the guestrooms
The property has connecting/adjoining rooms, which are subject to availability and can be requested by contacting the property using the number on the booking confirmation
No pets and no service animals are allowed at this property
Children under 7 years old are not allowed in the swimming pool or spa tub without adult supervision

Property is also known as

Ocean Beach Malindi
Ocean Beach Resort & Spa Malindi
Ocean Beach Resort Malindi
Ocean Beach Resort & Spa Malindi, Kenya, Africa
Ocean Beach Resort Spa
Ocean Beach Resort Spa
Ocean Beach Resort Spa powered by ASTON
Ocean Beach Resort Spa ASTON Collection Hotels
Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels Hotel
Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels Malindi
Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels Hotel Malindi

Frequently asked questions

Does Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels have a pool?

Yes, this property has 2 outdoor pools and a children's pool. Pool access is from 7:00 AM–6:30 PM.

Is Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much is parking at Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels?

Self parking and valet parking are free at this property.

What time is check-in at Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels?

Check-in start time: 2:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:30 PM. Late check-in is available during limited hours.

What time is check-out at Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Does Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels provide a shuttle to the airport?

Yes, there's an airport shuttle that runs on request. A fee of USD 20.00 per vehicle applies.

Where is Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels located?

Located in Malindi, this beachfront hotel is next to a golf course and within 1 mi (2 km) of Malindi Beach and Portuguese Chapel. Silversands Beach and Vasco da Gama Pillar are also within 2 mi (3 km).

Ocean Beach Resort& Spa ASTON Collection Hotels Reviews

Reviews

8.8

Excellent

Rating 10 - Excellent. 16 out of 27 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 9 out of 27 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 27 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 27 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 2 out of 27 reviews" "

10/10

Cleanliness

8.8/10

Staff & service

9.4/10

Amenities

9.0/10

Property conditions & facilities

10/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Loretta

Traveled with group
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
AMAZING STAY IN A PARADISE
THE MANAGER ROSEMARY IS GREAT SO PROFESSIONAL AND SO HELPFUL TO MAKE YOUR STAY WONDERFUL BECAUSE SHE REALIZES YOUR SPECIAL REQUESTES. ALL THE STAFF ARE AMAZING AND ALWAYS SMILE. REALLY I WANTED TO BOOK MORE DAYS BUT IT WAS TOO LATE. NEXT TIME. THANK YOU ROSEMARY TO MADE MY MOTHER’S BIRTHDAY AMAZING.
Stayed 3 nights in Feb 2024

10/10 Excellent

Nerry

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

abdul

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Sep 2023

10/10 Excellent

Wilson

Liked: Amenities
Clean atmosphere. Great customer service. I had a flight late in the evening they let me hang around until time to leave for the airport. Staff were very understanding. Constantly followed up to ensure I was ok. I would definitely go back
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2023

10/10 Excellent

Matthew

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Very quaint place with a very private beach. The spa and massage was amazing. If your looking for party night life I wouldn't recommend and the food was good but not great but otherwise the staff and cleanliness was top notch.
Stayed 5 nights in Jan 2023

10/10 Excellent

Anamaria

Stayed 1 night in Dec 2022

8/10 Good

Lubna M

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2021

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 2 nights in Sep 2019

2/10 Terrible

BC, CT, USA

Disliked: Staff & service
Horrible custermer service . Unresponsive. Unable to reach manager regarding my reservation. Unfortunate experience.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2019

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
The owner of the hotel was kind and pleasant
The owner of the hotel was kind and pleasant Lady The staff were social and would avail our requirements in time Ms salama was able to organise our next day itinerary in no time Thanks alot

8/10 Good

Roberto

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Enjoyable with unexpected issue and upgrade
The first night we were placed at another location nearby in a low standard room despite the superior room booking paid 2 months in advance. The manager was not fully clear in his communication and only by escalating the issue we were able to avoid a 31st December celebration in a very poor room. Unexpected from a 5 star hotel. An upgrade to junior suite was provided. Room, ambiance, front desk people very pleasant. Buffet food not at the 5 star level. Restaurant much better. Wi-fi very weak in room and unstable in lobby.

2/10 Terrible

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness
Disliked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Terrible on muddy beach, would not stay here again
We booked trip from Dec 30-Jan6 to celebrate the new year and my birthday. Booked through Expedia and according to their website the hotel was confirmed. On arrival at the hotel we were informed that there was a glitch with the Expedia booking system and the hotel was overbooked so they would have to accommodate us at their sister hotel KilmaNdogo hotel for the night while they rectified the situation. We were told that Kilimandogo is a 3 star hotel and we were greeted by dusty threadbare furniture, brown water coming out of the taps and no hot water or air conditioning. Following day our room was supposedly ready by 2pm, spent time by the green water pool which allegedly is due to the "green tiled floor", I guess I must be color blind. Went back to the reception at 6pm to check in to our new and improved room only to be informed that the room we were supposed to stay in was no longer available. We sat in the lobby for 2 hours while they got our new "premier suite" newly renovated,never been slept in room ready,only again to be greeted by dusty floor that hadn't been mopped clean, sediment and dead insects coming out of the water jets in the jacuzzi bath tub and again cold water. I got to turn the new year in my bikini and cover up only because I had no where to freshen up! The service was terrible, over worked, poorly trained wait staff. Literally muddy beach!!!! Did not step foot in the ocean. Do not stay in Malindi, stay in Watamu, the difference is night and day!!!

8/10 Good

Marco, Mombasa

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Single night stop
I single night stop over included a session in the spa.. Very good..

8/10 Good

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, room comfort
The hotel was nice be seems a bit warn around the edges. Would have been very nice when it was built but the buildings need to be kept up a bit better. Sadly you are basically unable to walk on the beach without being bothered. This is not the Hotels fault but given the economy of the town, people from outside are bothered for money and to buy stuff. The "beach boys" are extremely aggressive and make in a place where you have to stay behind the walks of the resort.

8/10 Good

James, Washington, DC

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Good for vacation and beach get away
Traveled to Malindi for 2 days of business. This resort is great and the price-point could not be beat. It is best for a holiday, as it is not formatted for business travelers. Upside: service was great, room was great, on the beach, great restaurants with great food. Downside: wi-fi did not work the entire time I was there and it is far from town, so you can't get up and walk to see different things.

10/10 Excellent

George, Madrid, Spain

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Paradise with Beach
My wife and myself stayed in this hotel for 8 nights during June 2012. It is an absolute paradise if someone looks for total relaxation in intime tranquillity and extreme comfort without any fuss. The rooms are very spacious, the beds have first class matresses, the qualitiy of the towels and amenities is top and the overall cleanliness is outstanding. The restaurant serves a 5star quality food with a changing menue on every evening of the week. The service of the staff is super polite, extremely professional and willing to please every reasonable desire. The spa is superb and the water in the semi-olympic sized pool is pure and does not contain any clorox. The parklike garden is very well designed and taken care of, and a small heaven for lizard-watchers. The 10mile beach is just a step out of the garden and inviting for long walks or runs. Fortunately there are no nightclubs or shops in or near the hotel ....... that is another reason why we call this wonderful hotel ..... ´Paradise with Beach´.

10/10 Excellent

pame, Bamako, Mali

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
fantastic service
This resort was located away from Malinda proper in a quiet neighborhood. The service was prompt, polite and personal from the moment of my arrival until my departure. The room was tastefully decorated and was spcious enough to move around comfortably. The bedding was quility and quite comfortable. There are two restuarants on site. The menus offered many Italian dishes and some other western choices, all excellently prepared. The reosrt is situated next to the beach. You can see the ocean from many of the rooms. The landscaping was well maintained and the grounds were comforatble for walking around and even doing some bird watching. I highly recommend this hotel.

10/10 Excellent

Geoffrey

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 4 nights in Feb 2024

8/10 Good

ralph

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
First of all it is clear that this hotel is far from 5 stars. While the rooms (in fact cottages) are not bad (4/5 for me) and the hotel staff is very friendly (5/5 for me) the breakfast choice was dissatisfying (3/5 for me). The offer of fruit juices was limited to 2, while one always was watermelon and the other changed between mango and pineapple. The overall selection (fresh eggs, other English breakfast items) was o.k., but the offered variety was far from other 5 Star hotels I ever visited. There was as well a issue with small biting animals in the family pool. I don’t know whether this has been corrected after complaining because we were afterwards using the adults pool. Due to the nearby creek the beach is quite dirty and can’t be really used. There is not much nearby, so be prepared to have a drive of at least 15 minutes to Malindi restaurants. The restaurant was o.k. to good when eating á la carte but certainly not on 5 star Niveau. The prices for food and drinks were on the other hand reasonable. The evening buffet was never tempting. We were staying over New Year and the accommodation prices asked for were out of this world and in no relation to the services provided. So the hotel might be recommendable when you get good rates, you want to get a clean and quite comfortable room and want to hang out at the adult pool.
Stayed 7 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

FRANCESCO

Stayed 3 nights in Nov 2021

10/10 Excellent

FRANCESCO

Business traveler
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
OTTIMO ANCHE PER VIAGGI DI LAVORO
La struttura, evidentemente ideata per clientela in vacanza, è pienamenbte idonea anche per viaggi di lavoro (qualità wi-fi, disponibilità di un comodo tavolo di lavoro in stanza, organizzano meeting in sale di varia capienza, ecc.). Rapporto qualutà prezzo equilibrato. Gestione italiana. Gradevole il confort delle stanze di generosa dimensione.
Stayed 6 nights in Jul 2021

8/10 Good

FRANCESCO

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Ottimo resort, valido anche per viaggi di lavoro
Ottima struttura, composta da bungalow in un parco con accesso diretto alla spiaggia privata. Premetto che è certamente una struttura per vacanze, anche se ben fruibile da chi l'utilizza in viaggio di lavoro. Il wi-fi è valido. Le stanze, di metratura generosissima, sono arredate in modo funzionale, con parquet al pavimento. Bagni belli e ben curati, teleria da bagno, lenzuola, materassi e cuscini di ottima qualità.contribuiscono all'elevato confort. Climatizzazione ottima. Si trova appena fuori il centro di Malindi, nell'area del golf club. C'è parcheggio. La sicurezza è un aspetto molto curato. Il personale è professionale, sollecito e cordiale. La struttura è gestita da una famiglia italiana, con una presenza costante del management, che assicura un'attenzione ottimale.
Stayed 2 nights in Jan 2019

8/10 Good

FRANCESCO

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Ottimo hotel anche per clientela business
Un significativo numero di Hotel a Malindi non operano più. Dunque la scelta si è ridotta, in particolare tra gli hotel di livello alto/ricercato. Questo hotel ha una serie di pregi significativi: è aperto tutto l'anno, ha un elevato standard di sicurezza, non è un edificio ma un "villaggio" di bangalow, ciascuno dei quali ospita una o due unità abitative (di metrature generosissime). Le stanze sono estremamente confortevoli e ben arredate. Letti enormi, con biancheria di qualità e materassi superbi. Ottimo il livello di pulizia. Dalla reception le stanze si raggiungono con una minicar elettrica (utilissima in arrivo e partenza, quando si hanno i bagagli. Buona la colazione anche per la possibilità di avere il "piatto caldo" preparato espressamente con tutte le varianti di gusto personali che si desiderano. Il rapporto costo/qualità è buono. Il wi-fi va decisamente migliorato. Il ristorante interno non ha una carta molto ampia ma la qualità è buona.
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2018

10/10 Excellent

FRANCESCO, Roma

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Ottimo hotel sotto ogni aspetto
Si tratta di una struttura, con management italiano, in ottimo stato. Le stanze sono ricavate in villette, ciascuna con patio privato. Le metrature sono più che generose, la climatizzazione ottima, parquet, mobili in massello, bagni splendidi, pulitissimo, letti king size comodissimi, frigo-bar, cassaforte, teleria per il bagno e per il letto di pregio. La colazione è ricca e di ottima qualità. L'hotel ha spiaggia, piscina, SPA, ristorante, parcheggio. Personale ben preparato e cordiale.

8/10 Good

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
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