The Grumpy Schnauzer

3.0 star property
Guesthouse with a full-service spa, in the vicinity of Glasgow Cathedral

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Comfort Room | Premium bedding, down comforters, free minibar, individually decorated
Restaurant
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Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Popular amenities

  • 24/7 front desk
  • Spa
  • Breakfast included
  • Housekeeping
  • Parking included
  • Free WiFi

Room options

Comfort Room

Highlights

Yard
Separate dining area
Individually furnished
Individually decorated
Private outdoor spa tub
Heating
Free minibar items
Smart TV
  • 23 sq m
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About the neighborhood

Map
1 Kippsbyre Farm, Coatbridge, Scotland, ML6 0PJ

What's nearby

  • Glasgow Cathedral - 16 min drive
  • Merchant City - 18 min drive
  • Glasgow Royal Concert Hall - 18 min drive
  • Celtic Park - 19 min drive
  • Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum - 20 min drive

Getting around

  • Coatbridge Sunnyside Station - 3 min drive
  • Glasgow International Airport (GLA) - 41 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪McDonald's - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪The Vulcan - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪The Mint - ‬4 min drive
  • ‪Di Maggio's Pizzeria - ‬5 min drive
  • ‪Owens - ‬5 min drive

About this property

The Grumpy Schnauzer

Guesthouse near Glasgow Cathedral
At The Grumpy Schnauzer, you can look forward to free cooked-to-order breakfast, a garden, and a library. Treat yourself to some rest and relaxation at Hot Tubs, the onsite spa. Stay connected with free in-room WiFi, with speed of 100+ Mbps (good for 1–2 people or up to 6 devices), and guests can find other amenities such as a spa tub.
Other perks include:
  • Free self parking
  • Express check-out, a 24-hour front desk, and a TV in the lobby
  • A water dispenser, tour/ticket assistance, and outdoor furniture
Room features
All guestrooms are individually furnished, and boast comforts such as private outdoor spa tubs and premium bedding, as well as perks like first-run movies and laptop-friendly workspaces.
Other conveniences in all rooms include:
  • Private yards and separate dining areas
  • 60-inch Smart TVs with Netflix, streaming services, and premium channels
  • First-run movies, coffee/tea makers, and heating

Languages

English

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 100+ Mbps (good for 1–2 people or up to 6 devices)
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free uncovered self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Free cooked-to-order breakfast available daily 8:30 AM–10:00 AM

Things to do

  • Full-service spa

Family friendly

  • Separate dining area

Conveniences

  • Library
  • Water dispenser

Guest services

  • 24-hour front desk
  • Change of bedsheets (on request)
  • Change of towels (on request)
  • Daily housekeeping
  • Tour/ticket assistance
  • Turndown service

Outdoors

  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture

Spa

  • Spa open daily
  • Spa tub

Accessibility

  • This property does not have elevators

More

  • Couples dining
  • Designated smoking areas
  • Romance packages available
  • TV in lobby

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Bed sheets
  • Blackout drapes/curtains
  • Down comforter
  • Heating
  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Bathrobes
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels

Entertainment

  • 60-inch Smart TV
  • Digital channels
  • First-run movies
  • Netflix
  • Pay movies
  • Premium channels
  • Streaming services

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Dining room
  • Free bottled water
  • Free minibar

Outdoor space

  • Yard

More

  • Access via exterior corridors
  • Desk
  • Electrical adapters/chargers
  • Individually decorated
  • Individually furnished
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Laptop-friendly workspace
  • Private outdoor spa tub
  • Slippers
  • Turndown service

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 AM
Early check-in subject to availability
Early check-in fee: GBP 25

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM
Late check-out subject to availability
Late check-out fee: GBP 25
Express check-out available

Special check-in instructions

Guests planning to arrive outside of normal check-in hours will receive an email with check-in instructions and key retrieval information; front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property

Access methods

Staffed front desk, key retrieval

Pets

Pets not allowed

Children and extra beds

Children are welcome

Property payment types

Important information

Fees

You'll be asked to pay the following charges at the property. Fees may include applicable taxes:

  • Deposit: GBP 75 per accommodation, per week

We have included all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

  • Early check-in fee: GBP 25 (subject to availability)
  • Late check-out fee: GBP 25 (subject to availability)

The above list may not be comprehensive. Fees and deposits may not include tax and are subject to change.

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards, debit cards, and cash
Noise-free guestrooms cannot be guaranteed
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher and a first aid kit

We should mention

This property does not have elevators

Property is also known as

The Grumpy Schnauzer Guesthouse
The Grumpy Schnauzer Coatbridge
The Grumpy Schnauzer Guesthouse Coatbridge

Frequently asked questions

Is The Grumpy Schnauzer pet-friendly?

No, pets are not allowed at this property.

How much is parking at The Grumpy Schnauzer?

Self parking is free at this property.

What time is check-in at The Grumpy Schnauzer?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 AM. Early check-in is available for a fee of GBP 25 (subject to availability).

What time is check-out at The Grumpy Schnauzer?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM. Late check-out is available for GBP 25 (subject to availability).

Where is The Grumpy Schnauzer located?

Situated in Coatbridge, this spa guesthouse is within 12 mi (20 km) of Glasgow Cathedral, Merchant City, and Sauchiehall Street. Glasgow Royal Concert Hall and Kelvingrove Art Gallery and Museum are also within 16 mi (25 km). Coatbridge Sunnyside Station is 28 minutes by foot.

The Grumpy Schnauzer Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

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10/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Staff & service

10/10

Amenities

10/10

Property conditions & facilities

10/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
great wee place and service was top notch highly recommended
Stayed 1 night in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Alisha

Traveled with partner
Liked: Staff & service
Went here for a wee break away with my boyfriend we absolutely loved it will deffo be back 😘

10/10 Excellent

Sarah

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 1 night in Aug 2022