To begin, the accommodations we secured were obtained on short notice and the cost was exceptionally favorable for a three-night stay. However, the state of the premises and the issues encountered significantly detracted from the value proposition. The elevator was operable but displayed no evidence of recent inspection or safety certification. Upon entering the room, we observed that the emergency exit plan was crudely affixed with duct tape, the toilet seat was broken, and the bathroom was prone to flooding. These inconveniences would have been considerably more disruptive had we not been absent from the room for the majority of our stay due to attending a music festival.
Furthermore, upon our return to the room, we discovered that all of our towels had been removed and not replaced. When I approached the front desk to request fresh towels, the attendant instructed me to bring the used towels to the desk in exchange for new ones. This request was inconvenient and unnecessary, as I simply wished to shower after a long day. Additionally, when the attendant informed me that the toilet had finally been repaired (as this was our final night), he asked me to step aside and read a Post-it note instructing me not to discuss the issues we had experienced in front of other guests. This request struck me as somewhat suspicious.